How come whenever a person wants to enter a joke write in candidate people often pen in Mickey Mouse's name?
Why not make Mickey an earnest choice? The REAL "mickey mouse candidate choices" have been parading before us daily and duking it out in pointless debate after pointless debate.
Let's give Mickey our vote! I mean, think about it! He's beloved by children and elderly alike. He thrived and grew during the Great Depression. He has statesman like skills and is an international figure. He is the head of a multi BILLION dollar business empire! In 2012, the Walt Disney Company held assets worth a total of 74.9 billion U.S. dollars. Who's a LOSER NOW Donald Trump? All this and so much more makes Mickey the obvious choice. Why haven't I seen it before? He's even a devoted one woman mouse and has a faithful dog named Pluto wherever he goes. (Sure we have no evidence that he ever married Minnie, but in over 80 years we have never seen him cheat on her either. And SURE it's weird that his dog doesn't wear hats, gloves, or drive like other dogs (like Goofy) do, but do you see any chains holding Pluto back?
So WHO'S WITH ME???
It's time to put The Mouse in The House!
Just don't be surprised if Donald Duck suddenly throws his sailor hat in the ring. He's always been jealous of Mickey. Hmmm... Donald was in the navy I think. (Right Jefe Powers?) Mickey has NO military record that I know of. But Donald has a temper problem...
Dang it! This is getting complicated. Maybe I'll just vote for Goofy.
At least he's willing to admit he's goofy-- unlike these other posers.
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Why not make Mickey an earnest choice? The REAL "mickey mouse candidate choices" have been parading before us daily and duking it out in pointless debate after pointless debate.
Let's give Mickey our vote! I mean, think about it! He's beloved by children and elderly alike. He thrived and grew during the Great Depression. He has statesman like skills and is an international figure. He is the head of a multi BILLION dollar business empire! In 2012, the Walt Disney Company held assets worth a total of 74.9 billion U.S. dollars. Who's a LOSER NOW Donald Trump? All this and so much more makes Mickey the obvious choice. Why haven't I seen it before? He's even a devoted one woman mouse and has a faithful dog named Pluto wherever he goes. (Sure we have no evidence that he ever married Minnie, but in over 80 years we have never seen him cheat on her either. And SURE it's weird that his dog doesn't wear hats, gloves, or drive like other dogs (like Goofy) do, but do you see any chains holding Pluto back?
So WHO'S WITH ME???
It's time to put The Mouse in The House!
Just don't be surprised if Donald Duck suddenly throws his sailor hat in the ring. He's always been jealous of Mickey. Hmmm... Donald was in the navy I think. (Right Jefe Powers?) Mickey has NO military record that I know of. But Donald has a temper problem...
Dang it! This is getting complicated. Maybe I'll just vote for Goofy.
At least he's willing to admit he's goofy-- unlike these other posers.
www.wsfworldcup.org